Odin’s Ocean Balm (Inspired By Armani’s Acqua Di Gio)


Following the successful raid of Wessex, England, the Norse warriors returned to Kattlegrat Bay with their longboats overflowing with some familiar plundered good, but a vast plethora of goods they had never seen before. Carried with this bounty was the smell of a foreign ocean, briny with salt and crisp with a freshness that they were unfamiliar with but was quickly coveted by many. Soon, this smell was recreated and infused into the best beard balms for the bravest of warriors. Your beard, too, deserves only the best.

This beard balm is infused with “Nautica Ocean Cologne”. If you’re a man that wants your morning routine to be cut short. This is for you. You can now cut your warrior routine down.